I am on a tiny plane, with a tiny keyboard, typing a tiny blog post.
I am unusually friendly to strangers as I travel today. I am aways the grumpy guy with the ipod sleeping on flights. I do have a headache and gas, but not enough to dampen my spirits.
Sadly I am forbidden to write about my bowel movements or I would have real news to share. Several friends who regularly hear my animated BM reports warned me that I must NEVER write about them on my blog.
Hmmm, maybe I will start a new anonymous blog all about my BMs–with photos!
Okay, taking off to the land of wrinkled men in leather and smoky weather–Palm Springs here I come!