tiny and BIG!

I am on a tiny plane, with a tiny keyboard, typing a tiny blog post.

I am unusually friendly to strangers as I travel today. I am aways the grumpy guy with the ipod sleeping on flights. I do have a headache and gas, but not enough to dampen my spirits.

Sadly I am forbidden to write about my bowel movements or I would have real news to share. Several friends who regularly hear my animated BM reports warned me that I must NEVER write about them on my blog.

Hmmm, maybe I will start a new anonymous blog all about my BMs–with photos!

Okay, taking off to the land of wrinkled men in leather and smoky weather–Palm Springs here I come!

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    Anna HP on November 9, 2006 at 6:37 pm

    *LoL* I would certainly read your BM-blog. Maybe because my life is all about that part of my body right now. Ooh that one came out wrong for those of you who don´t know me 🙂

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    Scotmagicman on November 9, 2006 at 7:17 pm

    If the keypard is so tiny and the blog post is so tiny and the plane is so tiny how come you got on it considering what a HUGE BIG HEART you have…..?

    Hey – keep your BMs to yourself will you please? This is too much information!

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    Contemplative Activist on November 9, 2006 at 9:25 pm

    Oh stop it Peterson – I have heard more than enough about bowel movements today. My supervisors think I would be a great person to work with children with toiletting problems.

    If you want some tips on how to promote regular and consistent bowel movements, which are neither too soft nor too hard, I’m now your woman…oh God help me!

    BLEURGH!

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    KJ on November 9, 2006 at 10:19 pm

    Peterson, you need to keep your deviant BM lifestyle to your self — Don’t flaunt it!

    Boring, sunny Palm Springs. When will you be traveling to Seattle where we call the sun “Bright Light!”?

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    Peterson Toscano on November 10, 2006 at 12:09 am

    kj, well, it is going to happen in January. I have something scheduled in Portland the weekend of January 18 and the idea is that hopefully I will get something booked in Seattle the following weekend.

    Want to work some magic and help me get a booking??? That would be a BIG help.

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    Peggy Senger Parsons on November 10, 2006 at 1:52 am

    Portland in January!!!
    and me will be in Central Africa!
    crap!
    oh well, if you keep us informed I am sure a lot of Freedom Friends will show up.

    Peggy Parsons
    freedomfriends.org

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    Elliot on November 10, 2006 at 2:13 am

    Peterson, as a friend of yours who loves you dearly but does not necessarilly yearn to hear about your BMs, I must urge you NOT TO POST ABOUT IT.

    However, you may post about anything else that your heart desires. 😀 Any other topic is quite welcome.

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    Daniel on November 10, 2006 at 10:11 am

    Hey Peterson.. Still reading your blog.. Guess what?
    I got a cell phone!

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    Willie Hewes on November 10, 2006 at 10:13 am

    Erm, yes, please, no.

    All due respect. I’m sure it’s fascinating stuff, but, really.

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    Peterson Toscano on November 10, 2006 at 5:52 pm

    daniel, I can’t believe it! You must e-mail me the number so that I can harass you.

    peggy, that is dreadful news. Well, I am glad for you that you will get to Central Africa, but sad that I won’t get to see you. Will post details as I know them.

    And as for the rest of you lot who have made it clear that I must keep a personal, intimate, special part of my life silent–well, perhaps in time you will learn to love ALL of me. 🙂

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    Christine on November 10, 2006 at 6:24 pm

    Lord only knows that from what I’ve heard from you, it would ruin your fan base to post anything about it…

    However…you might find this interesting:

    Poop culture book

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    Peterson Toscano on November 10, 2006 at 6:27 pm

    She’s back on-line! Ladies, Gentlemen and Others, it is Christine!

    Welcome back and thanks for the link!

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    Christine on November 10, 2006 at 6:30 pm

    This reminds me, don’t forget to get the details from me about when I was so sick last Sunday and actually handed a bag of puke to my (still) friend Jed…I mean, you do love ALL of me, right? Call for details.

    (I bet you’re glad you missed that drama by one day, aren’t you?)

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    nonsequitur on November 11, 2006 at 8:23 am

    ummm… I suddenly feel very unnerved by this post, lol 🙂