Date two (yeah, I had a date with a real live man–cute and sweet) and after eating at the Thai Crack Palace (not its real name but should be), we went to see The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. He never read the book, so it was a treat to sit next to him and guage his reaction.
At a key point in the film, a character says, “We will go to Aslan”. (Speaking of course of the very alpha male Christ-like hero of the film). My date turns to me and with a grin on his face asks, “Did they just say ‘Ass Land?'”
Uh, no that’s the cowboy movie. And no, we are not going there. Not yet.