The Broad Diversity of God’s Hatred

God Hates Shrimp! Yeah it is about time that God’s people stood up against another abomination. Gay bashing is getting so old, and we don’t smell nearly as bad as three day old seafood. (Not to mention the yucky poop track visibly running down the back of those nasty bottom feeders!)

Hat Tip to Craker Lilo

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  1. KJ on August 1, 2006 at 9:03 pm Reply

    He especially hates frozen, re-heatable shrimp. He spits them out of His mouth!

  2. Nillo on August 2, 2006 at 3:16 am Reply

    🙂 Better the shrimp be either hot or cold … it’s lukewarm shrimp I hear are worse than the others 😉

  3. Tonya on August 2, 2006 at 1:15 pm Reply

    I had to send my comment in the form of an email. Good stuff though. Funny!

  4. Clint on August 3, 2006 at 12:07 am Reply

    It’s a nerve–roughly akin to a spinal cord–and it’s only removed in cooking for appearance. It’s harmless.

    You owe me two cents. 😛

  5. Anonymous on August 3, 2006 at 1:11 am Reply

    uh…we refer to it as the “sh@t vein” in restaurant lingo…and it’s grainy in tecture…and in certain farm raised shrimp, runs clear via “flushing” the headless things.

  6. CrackerLilo on August 3, 2006 at 11:01 pm Reply

    I’m hoping that by the next time we go to Orlando, they’ll be burned down to the ground, so my wife won’t expect me to go and fill up on cheesy biscuits. 🙂

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