Not Another “Ex-Gay” Support Hotline Call!

Seems that the Homo No Mo Technical Support Call Center has been getting lots of calls lately. Since his calling to get help about his struggle over Brokeback Mountain, Chad has made several other calls. Now he needs some advice for his job which has been recently infiltrated by one of the gays.

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    Bob Painter on March 30, 2006 at 3:23 pm

    You put a big smile on my face this morning…

    Very accurate rendition of how we were taught to avoid temptation…

    What we didn’t know was that, if we just talked to the other dude, chances are we wouldn’t like him anyway once he opened his mouth…HA!

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    Joe G. on March 31, 2006 at 1:38 am

    If Marvin can get married, why shouldn’t this guy be able to quit his job?

    Loved “Focus on the Fagget”!

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    Willie Hewes on March 31, 2006 at 7:56 am

    Poor Chad! Temptation is just everywhere, isn’t it?

    I love the support line guy, he’s great.

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    Clint on March 31, 2006 at 4:10 pm

    So, Peterson, I didn’t know you’d spent all that time in Bangalore, Tennessee. 😉

    Spot-on.

    Peace
    Clint

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    Christine on May 16, 2006 at 5:49 am

    Hey, Christine and Sheila here. I’m introducing her to Chad and Marvin…

    Sheil thinks your stuff is hilarious. 🙂

    (she says “brilliant, really”)