Okay, this is stranger than fiction. Scott, a regular commentor, sent me a Focus on the Family “news” story about a pastor in Massachusetts who is running a Mr. Heterosexual contest.
The homosexual community has flooding the marketplace with products and opportunities exclusively for gays and lesbians. Now a talk show host in Massachusetts is turning the tables. Tom Crouse, pastor of Holland Congregational Church and host of the radio program “Engaging Your World” is launching a “contest” to name the most heterosexual guy in Massachusetts.
“We’re just looking for tolerance for heterosexuals.”
Someone should stand up for heterosexuality, someone should stand up and celebrate how God’s made us and I said, ‘I’m gonna!’, so I think I’ll have a Mr. Heterosexual Contest!”
I thought I WORKED in satire. Read the whole story here. The event is February 4, 2006 about 35 minutes away from my home. Hmmm, maybe my “ex-gay” character, Chad, should enter….I feel some performance art coming on.