After friends heard my constant moans about being single, they suggested I try to find love through Match.com. Initially I created a convential profile, but within a week, after reading so many profiles where men demanded that their potential partners be gay versions of Vin Diesel (who may be a straight version of his gay self for all I know), I started playing with my profile and turned it into art and activism. Don’t know if it has aided me in my personal quest, but it sure is a lot more fun.
Here is my latest intro:
I am a straight-acting, incredibly masculine professional gay man who is exclusivley into guy stuff–tough manly activities. I’m not your typical gay guy–I like football and high fat foods and hate faggy things like musicals and sappy movies.
I’m looking for an overweight unemployed fem gay who does drugs and is riddled with diseases. They say opposites attract.
Visit Match.com to see my complete profile.