Marvin Rejoicing in Self-Mutilation

In which Marvin recounts a wonderful time he had at church learning how to cut out his eye and chop off his hand. Then he bonds with Soon (and the world) in the produce asile at his local supermarket.

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  1. Jonathan on April 25, 2006 at 9:51 pm


    Oh Lord…You know Marvin I’ve developed quite a fondness for you. But I gotta tell you, that word from the Lord was a bit of a stretch and that comes from one [me] who grew up in the Faith Movement. The scripture in question does seem to suggest that it is better to enter Heaven maimed…BUT, I don’t think it’s applicable to the situation at hand. I think the Lord’s Prayer (forgive us our tresspasses as WE FORGIVE THOSE WHO TRESSPASS AGAINST US) might be the more appropriate scripture in your relationship with Brother Juan.

    Peace be with you!


  2. Joe G. on April 26, 2006 at 2:17 am


    Do you think Brother Juan is gay and he’s hidden about it? And also – is he cute?

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