Homo Gnomo!


Yep, it is official. Thanks to Christine at Rising Up from the Ashes (and the folks at PhotoShop), I now have a Homo Home Gnome. (Thanks Abby for suggesting a gnome over a cat.)

He seems very happy in his new environment. He’s adjusted well to my wild gay lifestyle. He even helped me make soy milk in my new artificial mechanical legume breast.

You can get your own “It’s Not for Sissies” products at CafePress. I personally like the Homo No Mo thong, like the gnome I wear mine on my hat.

This post has 6 Comments

  1. Willie Hewes on October 25, 2005 at 8:07 pm Reply

    Excellent! It rocks.

  2. abbyladybug on October 25, 2005 at 9:08 pm Reply

    Hahaha! I never thought you’d actually do it. That’s completely excellent!!! YAY!

  3. Daniel Gonzales on October 26, 2005 at 1:01 am Reply

    could we all pitch in and send a thong to Richard Cohen or someone really fun like that?

  4. Jennifer on October 26, 2005 at 2:57 am Reply

    What a knowledgeable and wisdom-filled looking homo home gnome. On the other hand, I don’t have a gnome.

  5. Peterson Toscano on October 26, 2005 at 2:40 pm Reply

    Daniel, you are very naughty, and that’s is what I like about you!

  6. Jennifer on October 28, 2005 at 4:23 am Reply

    I found gnomes at Borders!

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