On their home page they have three photos that flash on the screen. I wonder what stories these photos are trying to tell.
Ann Coulter Clone: Luke, it is not too late to repent and make things right. The stoning ceremony is still a day away.
Luke: But I don’t know what else I can do! I went to that ex-gay program like my parents wanted, I’ve prayed, fasted, had people cast demons out of me. I’ve done everything short of cutting my hair and destroying my Emo music collection.
Ann Coulter Clone: We can tell them that you weren’t kissing Travis, but that you were kissing me dressed up to look like Travis, that it is part of your process to change from being a homosexual into a normal person.
Luke: Yeah, a normal person, who in order to survive in church, has to become a liar.
(Okay gang, now you can have fun with the dialogue. Try your hand at creating dialogue for this mini soap opera.)
Thanks to Bruce Garrett for capturing the images for me!