Ex-Gay Exodus and FOTF Repent! Ex-Gay Watch to Close!

Unbelievable news in the “ex-gay” world.

With this stunning news, I decided that I will radically change the course of my performance activism. From now on I will work exclusively on the dinner theater circuit bringing levity and quality entertainment to America’s underserved senior citizen population.

In solidarity wiith many seniors and as an act of performance art, I will have my doctor insert a catheter with a leg bag then document my experience in a new show called, Man with a Bag–Accessorised for Life.

Mark this historic day: April 1, 2006!

This post has 4 Comments

  1. john on April 1, 2006 at 11:50 pm Reply

    That article had me going until the end.

  2. E on April 2, 2006 at 4:29 am Reply

    In solidarity wiith many seniors and as an act of performance art, I will have my doctor insert a catheter with a leg bag then document my experience in a new show called, Man with a Bag–Accessorised for Life.

    You should talk to Robert Schuller – I hear he has a crystal one…

  3. Contemplative Activist on April 2, 2006 at 6:37 pm Reply

    Oh amazing Peterson – what wonderful news.

    I can’t wait for the documentary – I hope it makes it on to UK TV, otherwise, you simply must send me the DVD!

    😉

    CA

  4. Bob Painter on April 4, 2006 at 4:08 pm Reply

    Okay…no fair! I read this today (April 4), and I was completely stunned and baffled.

    Bad Peterson!!!

    😀

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