Captured! Actual “Ex-Gay” Support Hot Line Call

I propose in Fuzzy “Ex-Gay” Math that since Exodus gets so many thousands of people contacting them weekly, perhaps they should open up a call center in Bangalore.
Listen to how the Homo No Mo technical support specialist carefully assists a troubled “ex-gay” with his pressing burden.

this is an audio post - click to play

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    Joe Brummer on March 3, 2006 at 3:31 am

    Brilliant. Just brilliant!

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    Anonymous on March 3, 2006 at 6:56 pm

    Hilarious! You could find work in Mumbai easily.

    It’s funny because it’s true.

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    kurt_t on March 3, 2006 at 7:00 pm

    Oh yeah, like Della Reese isn’t a gay icon on par with Brenda Lee and Edith Piaf!

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    Willie Hewes on March 3, 2006 at 8:41 pm

    Very funny! Audio posts rule!

    Yes, I imagine it’s exactly like that. I’m sure they must have outsourced it by now, how could anyone keep up?

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    Joe P on March 3, 2006 at 8:56 pm

    As someone who works in technical support (thankfully no longer in first line) i love the fact that you have the tech support patter so perfectly!
    The comment about escalating the call to second line support almost made me snort my liver out through my nose i was laughting so d**n hard!
    You’re a genius, keep up the good work.

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    Anonymous on March 4, 2006 at 12:27 am

    I never realised they were so busy at these places. I now understand why they don’t reply to my e-mails.

    Tiga.

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    Jonathan on March 4, 2006 at 12:52 am

    i’ve wet myself!

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    Jimbo on March 4, 2006 at 12:39 pm

    Good fun!

    Left me trying to imagine what sort of music they might have used whilst you were ‘on hold’… not the Brokeback soundtrack anyhow!

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    Stacy L. Harp on March 5, 2006 at 2:31 pm

    Very funny… my husband and I were laughing together as we listened last night. You do those voices very well.

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    Elliot on April 4, 2006 at 9:16 pm

    Peterson, YOU ARE A GENIUS!!!!!!!!