A Very Marvin Christmas

Some of you know Marvin Bloom very well. He was an audio blogger here for several months and shared his own special mix of wisdom and passive aggressiveness. He has been hiding out for over a year, but has made a special appearance for Christmas. Really no words can properly describe the madness and sincerity of Marvin. You will just have to experience it yourself. Of course I told him I would share all messages that you have with him. He will not venture onto the web himself ever since an unfortunate incident with a demonic virus that he downloaded onto his hard drive. But that is another story.

For your enjoyment–A Very Marvin Christmas:


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    alex resare on December 21, 2007 at 7:21 am

    Oh how I have missed you M! I hope that you get the true message out there so everyone can hear in.

    Do you have any suggestions for good and edifying Christmas songs?

    I have another question?

    Is it OK if I rearrange my nativity scene so that the doll of Josef gets to be Jesus as adult preaching for the others so save them or is that blasphemic to supersede the real Jesus with just Joseph even If I tell everyone that I invite to look at my nativity scene it’s Jesus?

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    Jonathan Holm on December 21, 2007 at 8:24 pm


    Thank you, Marvin, for that deep word from the lord 🙂

    “when you take the ‘Christ’ out of ‘Christmas’ all you’re left with is a ‘mess.'”


    Merry Christmas, Peterson,


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    Joe G. on December 21, 2007 at 11:11 pm

    So after watching and listening to you, Marvey, I changed my nativity set so that one of the 3 kings in humping the baby Jesus.

    You are evil and I love you for it.

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    Auntie Doris on December 22, 2007 at 12:35 am

    We rearranged my surrogate mum’s nativity scene so it included an ornament of a Jewish rabbi, a screwdriver, a mobile phone, a picture of her grandchildren and a red angel. She wasn’t too pleased…. we thought it was beautiful!!… http://www.flickr.com/photos/34746081@N00/2126156693/in/photostream/

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    KJ on December 22, 2007 at 6:57 pm

    Tomorrow, the 23rd, is the Christmas pageant at my parish. Marvin, do you suggest that I crash the nativity scene and prevent the children from becoming spiritual pedophiles?

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    Auntie Doris on December 22, 2007 at 8:57 pm

    The 23rd is a VERY, VERY important date in my calender.

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    Eric on December 25, 2007 at 5:53 pm

    hehe, Merry Christmas Marvin and Peterson!

    LOL, spiritual pedophilia. *shakes head* LOL

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    Willie Hewes on January 1, 2008 at 9:53 am

    Hey, Marvin! Good to see you’re back to preach to the internets, we’ve missed you, man. 🙂

    I had a very pagan christmas at my mum’s, you’ll be glad to hear there was no baby Jesus stuff going on. You’re right, it’s just like the baby muppets. Or Disney’s Eyeore: they made him all cute and smiling. SMILING! I tell you, it’s no wonder this world is lost.

    Happy new year to you and Peterson!