The holidays can be a drag. My all time worst and weirdest Christmas was spent at a residential ex-gay program in Memphis, TN where they attempted to de-gay me. Hair can be straightened. Gays? Not so much. In the midst of the bizarre rules, the gender realignment exercises and the mayhem of a bunch of gay guys living together trying not to be gay, we attempted to have Christmas. See for yourself what happened.
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Ok, that´s it, I´ve bonded with you…has nothing to do with your ¨baby whipe¨ past, or your cute smile…it has to do with your ¨assertiveness¨…they were right, they stupidly complimented themselves out of business with you…imagine, that you, this creative and inspiring soul needed to be told by a gang of (God knows what deranged junta) that YOU are assertive…just how many pussies did they get in the place (actually, I don´t think I´ve every known anyone passive enough, who is Gay, even religious-Gay, that would have stayed for TWO YEARS…boy, tenacity is a wonderful thing (coupled with assertive).
Happy Happy Yourself, all is well and I have your blog on my live feed…now, I twinkle a little more when I see your star appearing (did that sound Gay?).
Love to you and yours,
Leonardo Ricardo
Central America
Yay, you have found me and have live fed me–sounds wonderful. I will be popping into Central America for the holidays. Please have plenty of sun on hand so that I can soak up plenty of Vitamin D and some color.
So glad we bonded!
AHH! No banana bread. I make a great banana bread. But you don’t like banana bread any more. So sad, tramatized by that bad place.
Love listening to you.
Ahavia
Thanks Ahavia, can you make that banana bread vegan? These days I think I would prefer carrot cake or anything chocolate. 😛
You PAID these people to treat you like this!
Never mind – intimate wipes (gay) Europe ( gay) belgium chocolate ( oooh, very girly choice) banana bread ( was that the most macho you could get?)
Didn’t you think of asking for a book about football ( in a deep voice) or a some girlie pics ( I am sooooooooo cured!) Then maybe they would’ve let you out sometimes…
Only teasing 🙂 Your video made it sound like hell, but it was so funny!
Have a great Christmas!
Sue, lovely suggestions all. I fear my sense of humor was jammed into the closet with the rest of me during those dreadful years. How delicious it would have been if I emerged from my Biblically Induced Comma while I was still in the House. I could have had some fun!
God bless you Peterson and I hope you have a fantastic Christmas. Haven’t been to this blog for a while but must try to keep in touch:)