A Homo No Mo Christmas

Time for my annual Christmas video. Last year I bought cyber gifts for everyone while I stayed in Crieff, Scotland, and made a video about it. This year my video is the gift. Yeah, I know, I am so generous.

Last week I performed the Ho Ho Homo No Mo Holiday Special at the MCC in Portland, OR, and for that event I dug into my past to find Christmas related material from the Homo No Mo Halfway House. The following video is a TRUE story of a Homo No Mo Christmas.

Now don’t be surprised if in a few days I post another video from an old friend of this blog.


This post has 13 Comments

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    Ally on December 20, 2007 at 3:03 am

    Hee hee… I was kind of like a one girl focus group for this video, wasn’t I?

    *Love* it. And as someone who is in contact with baby wipes every day (by virtue of having two kids still in diapers/pull-ups), I’m sure it will stay with me for years to come.

    Um…excuse me for a minute…I have to go wash my hands. 😀

    Merry Christmas, Peterson. *hugs*

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    Peterson Toscano on December 20, 2007 at 3:09 am

    yes, sweet ally, this is one of the consequences of being one of my friends, you have to endure we test-driving material on the phone. Joe Gee made a whole cottage industry out of my voice messages.

    happy merry (and I am home all week!)

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    David Malcolm on December 20, 2007 at 3:58 am

    That, was… AWESOME!

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    Pete on December 20, 2007 at 7:10 am

    I’ve never seen your show but enjoy your blog. You have a serious talent for the spoken word and should post more of these….

    You’re hilarious.

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    alex resare on December 20, 2007 at 7:11 am

    Ohh, early x-mas this year!

    Wouldn’t adult baby wipes be a simple and complete response on the challenge of being to European?

    Whisky last year and stories about your ass this year. What will I get 08?

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    pete on December 20, 2007 at 7:18 am

    …..and, in thinking about your “challenge” to be less European, I couldn’t help but wonder if there was a rule against using deodorant a the the homonomohalfwayhouse. Just a thought. (with no offense meant towards your European readers, of course)

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    Peterson Toscano on December 20, 2007 at 7:53 am

    Ooo, careful Pete, we have lots of Europeans reading this blog, which I guess in itself is a fetish of mine 🙂

    thanks David and thanks for blogging about my video.

    alex, what wonders 2008 hold for you. But wait, 2007 is not over yet. There is more!!! stay tuned.

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    alex resare on December 20, 2007 at 7:56 am

    pete, don’t worry. There is no chance americans can say something that would matter and actually make us upset. We don’t see you cute guys in that way. You have to grow up first.


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    European (Swedish) Daniel C on December 20, 2007 at 8:33 am

    I wanna challenge you Peterson.
    I find you way too American…
    I give you 24 hour to respond to that

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    Jimbo on December 20, 2007 at 12:30 pm

    Wow, that was a really Clean and Fresh Christmas you had there.

    How European is that?

    … Have a great time this year!

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    Ally on December 20, 2007 at 2:40 pm

    *Very* nice, Alex! =D

    cute little ally

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    Auntie Doris on December 20, 2007 at 8:38 pm

    When’s your birthday again?;)

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    seithman on December 21, 2007 at 10:04 pm

    You have quite a gift for sharing your experiences. And what an experience it must’ve been!